TOP SECRET

Posted on April 8th, 2008 | by Simie |

Found this in the .net magazine today. Found it hilarious!

/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Project: Longhorn(TM) SP1
Estimated release date: 2008
*/

#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "leopard.h"

char chew_up_some_ram[10000000];

void main() {
while(!CRASHED){
if(first_time_install){
make_10_gigabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
search_and_destroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
hang_system();
}

if(still_not_crashed){
basicly_run_windows_xp();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if(!DX10GPU()){
set_graphics(aero, very_slow);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

// printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
// printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");

while(something){
sleep(10);
get_user_input();
sleep(10);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(10);
flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);

create_general_protection_fault();
}
}

What do you think? Sounds true to me!

EDIT: Just found this on Digg, pretty much the same thing, but some differences:

http://i29.tinypic.com/10gidzr.jpg

  • deided
    .net is nice, very nice. unfortunately now the comments page is all about their articles on ography and mr gay bournemouth
  • deided
    it is smrt. i did larrf when i found it.
  • Lol, prety nice xD *checks the other one*...

    Lol that one is good as well xD It's a bit more like vista :p
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