TOP SECRET
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008Found this in the .net magazine today. Found it hilarious! /* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Project: Longhorn(TM) SP1 Estimated release date: 2008 */ #include "win95.h" #include "win98.h" #include "leopard.h" char chew_up_some_ram[10000000]; void main() { while(!CRASHED){ if(first_time_install){ make_10_gigabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); search_and_destroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE); hang_system(); } if(still_not_crashed){ basicly_run_windows_xp(); do_nothing_loop(); } } if(!DX10GPU()){ set_graphics(aero, very_slow); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); } // printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); // printf("Welcome to Windows XP"); printf("Welcome to Windows Vista"); while(something){ sleep(10); get_user_input(); sleep(10); act_on_user_input(); sleep(10); flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk); create_general_protection_fault(); } } What do you think? Sounds true to me! EDIT: Just found this on Digg, pretty ...